today sucked but at least pasta still exists
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Mobile device: no mouse=no problem
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
My very favorite post on tumblr~
I just love the way his pacifier falls off, like he’s so amazed and then he’s like OH MY GOD MY MOM SOUNDS GORGEOUS
aahhh the tears omg
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia
yeah i give my friends 100 dollars all the time reading is hard
this post was obviously made before the new 100 dollar bills that look like fucking monopoly money. also all of our coins are different sizes with different texture along the outside edge so that you can make correct change without looking
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless